Go Lick The World Might Be the First Ever Current Affairs Clicker

It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things. Take, for instance, President Biden's invitation for Irish dignitaries to "go lick the world." This gaffe, among others, has undoubtedly caused White House staff some serious head-scratching.

Enter Go Lick The World, a satirical casual game from Pixel Play LLC that cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of clicker games.

The objective? To virtually lick the globe as fast as possible (using your finger, of course!). The game features a rotating 3D Earth surrounded by a variety of objects. Tap the planet (land or sea) to score points and climb the leaderboard.

Boost your score and unlock achievements by tapping LickLink satellites (a humorous nod to Starlink), F-35 jets, red electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's plane.

On Earth, you'll encounter tongue-in-cheek landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, the Great Pyramids, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco. The game's visual landscape constantly evolves, introducing quirky items ranging from ice cream to space lasers, with daily themed additions. Mondays feature Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays Tacos, Saturdays Swifties, and pizza slices for those familiar with the Pizzagate conspiracy.

Go Lick The World is free to download and play, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable automatic clicking (introducing LickGPT!), and acquire a blue profile tick.

Download Go Lick The World now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, and, yes, Trump's hair.